Monday, April 9, 2007

Joey Potter Update!!

Joey Potter has chosen neither Dawson nor Pacey. Awesome. Dawson is a bad person, and maybe Drunk Joey pushed one of his friends (but is only feeling a little guilty b/c that friend was short and dumb, and Dawson was flirting with a whack ass British rapper). Mostly Dawson is a bad person. And Pacey is unreliable.

That said, Joey Potter will not begin dating a scary Scientologist actor. As yesterday's religious quiz has proven, Joey Potter is only 39% Scientologist. Not enough for Tom Cruise.

So Joey Potter would like to start dating. Well, after the National Security Law paper is finished. Then, Joey Potter will date. In the mean time, Joey Potter will lust after another man.

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